Science lesson aside, I'm sure there's also a Karate Kid lesson in there somewhere about sweeping the leg. Anyhoo....we knew that someday we would have to cut them down before they FELL down...most likely atop a barn, hydro line, Juke, or Gods forbid the Man-Garage.
Today was Tree Day. They weren't exactly falling down yet by any means, but the stars aligned and Brad the Tree Guy had some free time given the unseasonably warm weather (note the preponderance of green in mid-January) and offered us a ridiculous price for professional removal, before one of us rounded up friends and family to attempt some rather unprofessional removal involving beer, our home and property insurance policy, and a trip to the hospital.
It went a little something like this:
Start with one large dead ash tree
Sprinkle lovingly with safety ropes
Add one whole chainsaw
and a dash of gasoline
Simmer for about 40 feet
Baste periodically
Season liberally
and Serve with gravity!
Serves 6 and heats 4 homes, leaving new Stump Bar(TM) feature
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